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Does this signal the End Times?

They say that one good turn deserves another, but it didn’t work out that way for the Rev. Wilbur J. Pettigrew.
Early last spring, his family found and adopted a starving kitten that had stumbled into the church parsonage.
It took several weeks to nurse the kitten back to health, but by mid-July it had recovered nicely.
“Our children couldn’t a been happier, they took a real shine to Blackie.” said Wilbur.
…unfortunately, so did Satan.In late October, the family noticed that something wasn’t quite right.
The once lovable kitten had become aloof and sometimes downright persnickety.
It no longer curled up on the coach with the kids or batted its toy mouse around the living room.
Instead it began clawing at the furniture and defecating in the children’s sandbox.
“It broke my daughter Mabel’s heart.” said the Reverend. “It was like she lost her best friend.”
Wilbur did his best to correct the cat, but its abusive behavior only got worse.By December, it became apparent that this wasn’t just a phase.
The family noticed that the cat had become obsessed with the Hannah Montana show on Disney.
“Once I tried to change the channel and the dang thing clawed my face till it was a bloody mess.”
After returning home from the hospital, Wilbur tried to get rid of the cat. Unfortunately, his efforts were unsuccessful.
“The kids threw such a fit, that my wife wouldn’t allow it.”Things came to a head Christmas morning when Mabel took a picture of Blackie with her new camera.
“When we saw those glowin orbs, we knew. Satan had possessed our cat.”
At that point, the Reverend’s wife and kids relented and allowed him to remove the cat from their home.
He dropped the box containing the cat in front of the local pub. When questioned why he chose that specific location he stated, “I figured those drunkards and whoremongers are going to hell anyway, they may as well have a spirit guide to helpem on their journey.”
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