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Clinton vows to win Pennsylvania’s white anti-white vote “by any means necessary.”

Hillary Clinton is facing an uphill battle matching the racial rhetoric of the Obama campaign in the Keystone state. To battle back, she’s taken a more strident anti-whitey stance.

“Barack Obama wants us to have a dialogue about race,” said Juliette Dipinsmoore, Clinton’s central Pennsylvania campaign leader. “Here’s our dialogue: Are you white? We hate you. Nice chatting with you. Bye bye now.”

Dipinsmoore, who is white, said Clinton doesn’t even consider herself white any more. “She is kind of translucent,” Dipinsmoore said. “Light can pretty much go through her.”

In her soon-to-be-released autobiography, The Paucity of Hope, Arkansas, Clinton not only blames whites for AIDS, drugs, war, famine, global warming, and high-blood pressure, she also said they are responsible for NASCAR and her own excessive love of disco in the 1970s.

According to Dipinsmoore, the campaign doesn’t expect whites to be offended by the stance. “Oh, nobody hates white people more than white people,” Dipinsmoore said. “White people hate everyone. It’s in their devil nature.”

Mark Albert Wellerton, of Hollidaysburg, who is white, said he agrees. “The kids in my school were all white and I hated all of them, especially the popular white kids,” Wellerton said. “Them and their sweaters and uncorrected vision.”

Other central Pennsylvania residents said that a national talk about race should be encouraged. “I welcome a dialogue about racing,” said Brad Dillwood, of Bellwood, who is white. “Just the other day, my friend said that sprint car racing is better than stock car racing and I just can not believe that this type of divisive attitude is accepted in the 21st century.”

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