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Return of tax and spend satire could return in new Clinton administration.

America’s satirists are worried that same old Clinton-type satire could return if Hillary Clinton is elected president.

Jokes about hamburger eating, marital infidelity, and the occasional bitch jokes would have to be recycled into fake news stories.

“I am just going to take out all the old fake news stories I wrote and change “he” to “she,” I guess.” said Dotpenn’s fake news reporter, Sven Waring. “And maybe just switch out the names, Bill and Hillary.”

Waring also noted that he could write a story about Hillary scoring with young male interns. “But it’s got to be somewhat believable,” Waring adds.

The Clintons tend to write their own fake news stories, such as the recent “Hillary Braves Sniper Fire and Bad Hair in Bosnia.”

“I was totally going to write that before she went and blabbed it during a news conference,” Waring said. “It’s like some type of fake plagiarism. Jerks.”

Satirists have officially endorses Jeb Bush for president, because that is the most satirical choice they could make.

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