“Yo-bama! You Been Served!” Hillary’s camp challenges Barack Obama.
Clinton, who is afraid that Obama’s strong hip-hop following could swing the vote away from her campaign, wants to face Obama in a “slam”–a rap competition–after he refused to consent to a moderator-less debate.
“Yo. Yo. Yo. It’s like dis, the O-bomb-0 think he got the rap. He all Martin Luther Kingin’ up in yo face over the country,” said Buffy Peckinham, a Clinton campaign manager. “Well, Hillary is stone cold, I tell ya, a stone cold, bee-yatch when it comes to slingin’ flow, fool.”
Peckinham said Clinton has been preparing for the confrontation by watching Eminem’s Eight Mile and generous helpings of MTV. She also asked staffers to be refer to her as Fiddy-Percent, which is what capital gains tax rates will be if she is elected president.
“She be woman, hear her roar. Take from the rich. Give to da poor,” Peckinham raps. “A modern day Robin in da Hood. She ain’t Marxist. Just Ms. Understood.”
The Obama campaign has been mainly silent about the proposal, although some members of the Obama campaign indicate that he is not afraid of the challenge.
“Bitches, please,” Derek Wallington, an Obama staffer said. “Hillary couldn’t slam a door.”
“She can just get her crackah ass back to Arkansas or New York or Altoona or wherever she’s representin’ at this current point in time,” Wallington continued.
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7 responses so far ↓
1 no toothbrush // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:00 am
Love the write-up! Love the graphic! Did you mean to make her look better than her press photos?
2 Bubbanardo // Apr 30, 2008 at 6:35 am
Yo dog, it’s just her gangsta spirit shining through. Hip Hop Hillary is a natural born thug….fashizzle!
3 nora // Apr 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Obama and Wright should win an Academy Award for their latest performances. It is so OBVIOUS that Wright is giving Obama a opportunity to disassociate himself from his old pastor and mentor. If Obama convinces Americans that he has denounced Wright, they think this would put him back on top. Well they don’t fool me. Come on folks this is such an obvious ploy and desperate acting job . Don’t be fooled!!your own comment here
4 Big Jimmie Beaver // May 1, 2008 at 8:21 am
Yo! your all putting way to much thought into this Wright and Obama thing. This is just Wright being a greedy, self centered, looking to promote his new book thing.
Imagine that a religious leader looking to make a buck. That hasn’t been done before. Pat Robertson, Jimmy Baker, Jerry Farwell, and on and on and on.
Can I get a big Amen!
5 Blue State in 08 // May 1, 2008 at 8:25 am
Amen BJ Beaver!
…hey are you any relation to Donny?
6 Ricardo Almquist III // May 1, 2008 at 8:53 am
Beaver: Obama is the only candidate promising real change, especially on the most important issue of all: global climate change. He is the only candidate who will enact policies that will finally recognize our single-handed destruction of the planet and force us to do the right thing. Wright is just another GOP ploy to derail all attempts at rebuilding American society they way it was intended to be.
7 Pacowithtaco // May 2, 2008 at 9:54 am
Don’t fear the reaper or the global warming hobgoblin.
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