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Ye with out a 401(K) plan, toss the first stone. 

After a bit of soul searching brought on by a Barack Obama adviser’s scathing analysis of white entitlement, workers in central Pennsylvania say they are prepared to renegotiate America’s entitlement society.

Rev. Michael Pfleger said that white Americans were given their great jobs due to white entitlement and that they should also give back the money in their 401(K) retirment plans and trust funds.

Chaz Goulet, of Grazierville, is one of those entitled workers. Goulet, who has worked at a local paper mill for the last 19 years, said he feels sorry for the nearly two decades of regular employment and is prepared to exchange his entitlement with a Welfare recipient.

“I know my daddy and my granddaddy spent the last two generations employed while those on welfare spent the last four decades of oppression watching television and breeding,” said Goulet. “I am ready to switch my job for the free housing, free food, free utilities and free entertainment provided by the racist, yet gainfully-employed society.”

Goulet said he is especially ready to relinquish his entitlement to the occasional 16-hour shift he is forced to work.

Franklin Walko, a Osceola Mills resident who is employed at a Blair County chemical plant, said he would be willing to give up his 401(K) plan, too, if certain conditions were met.

“As soon as I get back all the investments I lost in SSI, Welfare, Medicare, Medicaid, Section 8 housing, and other government-inspired Ponzi schemes,” Walko said. “I’d be happy to fork over the 401 K plans and live the rest of my life with free housing, free food, and free trips to the hospital every time I overdose, stub my toe, or misdiagnose my hangover as a case of the flu.”

Vern Malswell, a lifelong Welfare recipient, is not so sure he can accept the entitlement switch.

“While physically I am able to drink and chase women around, I don’t know whether I am physically able to work, per se,” Malswell said. “I recently stubbed my toe while looking for a joint and must seek immediate medical attention. I think I’m catching the flu, too.”
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