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Just in time for summer. Obama Flip Flops.

Presidential nominee and below-average bowler Barrack Obama said his indecision on Iraq will attract more undecided voters to his side. He’s pretty sure about that anyway.

Obama recently back tracked from his promise to immediately pull troops out of Iraq; instead, he will evacuate troops in 16 months. Or 18 months. Thereabouts. “In 20 months, or so, our troops will be back,” said Jerry Stinger, a foreign relations expert tied closely with the Obama campaign. “So, in a little over two years, all the troops will be back with their loved ones. Probably.”

Stinger said the presidential candidate hasn’t changed his mind on Iraq. “As long as Mr. Obama can gain votes by opposing the War and then advocating it, and then sort of advocating it and sorta not advocating it,” Stinger said. “Then, by God, or Allah, or Jehovah, he’ll do it! Most likely.”

According to a recent poll, that wishy-washy approach is playing well with the nation’s undecided voters. In the poll, 50 percent of undecided voters “might” vote for Obama. Another 50 percent said that Obama’s indecisive approach was “kinda” like their own decision-making processes.

James Peter Principle, an undecided voter of Altoona, Pa., said Obama’s indecision resonates with him. “Just last week, I was going to buy wheat bread and then decided maybe white would be the way to go,” Principle said. “I ended up with pitas, but the point is we need a chief executive who can kinda go both ways on something.”

When asked who he’d vote for if the election were held today, Principle replied that he’d have to think about it, but Obama was in his “top five.”

Or six.
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