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ACORN also helps register Romo and Simpson at Las Vegas Tiffany’s. 

ACORN, the Association of Creative Organizing, Real or Not, said that fake Tony Romo stopped by the recently-raided office to show the staff an engagement ring he planned to give fake Jessica Simpson over Christmas. The group also said they’re helping the couple register at Tiffany’s and several other high-end Las Vegas stores.

Both fake Romo and fake Simpson were registered to vote by the Las Vegas organization and plan on voting for Obama numerous times this election.

“We don’t mean to spoil his surprise,” said Cletus Jones, political education officer for ACORN. “But we’re so excited to see one of our fake voters take this big, important step.”

Betty Sanchez, who heads up the imaginary voter’s registration effort said that the registration of Romo is just one of the coups that ACORN has scored this election year. The group has also raised people from the dead and has successfully registered thousands of voters in the coveted cartoon demographic.

“Most people consider Mickey Mouse as a candidate, but few value his worth as a voter,” said Sanchez. “And you can’t forget the immigrants, an influx of really big-eyed anime characters are now registered to vote thanks to our efforts.”

Jones said that Romo’s teammate Terrell Owens is also registered to vote this year.

“Now, if we could just get fake Terrell Owens hooked up with some nice fake voter,” said Jones. “Too bad fake Kim Kardashian is dating fake Reggie Bush. Damn them Bushes.”

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