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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your hands have six fingers
And my feets do, too

After creating gay engagement party invitations and canine neutering get well cards, Hallmark is planning to create a niche line of “interfamilial Valentine’s Day”cards called the “All in the Family” line that is aimed at the rural Pennsylvania market.

All in the Family valentine’s, according to company spokesperson, Susan Rothswhipple, will delicately describe the feelings and urges that some rural Pennsylvanians have for close family relations.

“Society has cast off a segment of our culture because they choose not to love in a way that it sees fit,” Rothswhipple said. “This is wrong and sad. Our new line of cards celebrate cousin to cousin love and brother to sister love, and, hey, even brother to brother and sister to sister, what ever way you swing.”

Rothswhipple expects the cards to be popular among rural Pennsylvanians and especially strong in parts of Antis Township.

“There seems to be a groundswell of support for this type of lifestyle there,” Rothswhipple said. “Just drive on the back roads around Altoona and get a look at that freak show sometime.”

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