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Police Regret Riot Tactics, Begin Bayonet Drills

October 29th, 2008 · No Comments

 Penn State’s spread offense countered by a multi-pronged, coordinated bayonet assault.
Area police forces say their tactics to quell the riot following the Penn State victory over Ohio State were inappropriate and are prepared for the next incident.
“Fix bayonets!” State College police instructor Col. William E. Kurtz yelled as the jack-booted legions in blue crisply came to attention […]

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Tags: Education · State College

White Girls Seek Equal Opportunity To Play That Funky Music

September 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Members of the Red Hat Society get a little funk in their trunk. 
Drawing comparisons to gender-equity movements like Title IX and ERA, white girls are now demanding that society smash the glass mirrored-ball ceiling that has kept them from playing that funky music.
White girls are also demanding the right to lay down the boogie on a equal status as white boys.
Dominique […]

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Tags: Culture · Education

Another 70s Show: Expert Calls Obama’s School Pic a Fake

September 5th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Jihadi 101: Un-Photoshopped pic shows true nature of Obama’s “school.” 
The class photo of Barack Obama’s fifth grade class is a fake. That’s what a photographer and seventies fashion expert is saying, claiming he sees tell-tale signs of airbrushing and Photoshop hijinx.
Brent Gitchenstein, former airbrush master for Dog Fancy Magazine, said the picture taken in 1972 purports to show Obama with […]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Education