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Four Horsepersons to unleash politically-correct havoc. They also recycle. 
The four horsemen of the apocalypse say they are the latest victims of political correctness.
War, Conquest, Famine and Death, formerly known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, have been renamed the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse. They may be forced to drop their color-coded designations and add a fifth female rider, […]

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Shiek: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad investigates American assets 
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad presented his case that the world is better off without American influence at the United Nations. The following is a transcript:
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: The Americans have bled us white, the bastards. They’ve taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers’ fathers.
Raul, Cuban delegate: And […]

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Pennsylvania Governess Edwina Rendell has been selected to address the members of the Democratic Convention on Tuesday night, according to press officials.
Nanny Rendell, as she likes to be called, is expected to talk about how deep state intrusion has helped growth in her home state of Pennsylvania–and by Pennsylvania, she […]

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