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It is not good that man is alone, I shall make him a hoagie. (Genesis)
Let’s just say the devil made him do it… if the devil, indeed, is the spiritual entity behind hoagie-induced obesity in central Pennsylvania.
Bart Smithson, a Tyrone resident, said he discovered the image of Christ on his medium onion hoagie, but decided […]

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Turn On. Tune Onion. Drop out. 
Some towns are built on factories. Some are built on agriculture. No one doubts that without the hoagie, Tyrone would be a mere tasteless, hold-the-onions blip on the map.
Recognizing that, Tyrone Borough Council, in cooperation with their corporate overlords, Gamesa, will channel funds from the proposed industrial windfarm into “A […]

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Artists rendering… Mmmm… Renderin’s. 

State College School Board faced the wrath of hundreds of parents who were upset at the price tag of the new concession stand project.
“A quarter of a millions dollars?” said G. Franklin Uppercoat, spokesperson for State College Parents for Exclusivity. “I have seen affordable housing units in State College that cost more […]

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