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Novus Ordo Drunkorum: A new drunken order for foodies.
For years, the U.S. Department of Agriculture knew that its Food Pyramid could not serve as a nutritional guideline for central Pennsylvania residents and was little more than a giant advertisement for the meat and bread industries. It took Bill “The Glitch” Grossenheimer, longtime Tyrone drunk and […]

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Back seat drunk driving. You can’t ignore it.
State Police arrested Fawn Bartles, of Claysburg, for back seat drunk driving and an additional count of barking orders at an officer, the magistrate and several passers-by.
Police observed a car driven by Bartles’ boyfriend, Abner Bentalot, jump the curb, drive down the sidewalk, take a left turn in […]

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Adopting babies from Snyder Township is new Hollywood trend.
The dull central Pennsylvania backwater community got a little Hollywood star shine over the weekend when representatives for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visited Snyder Township to arrange for the adoption of local children.
Mary Beth Goodling, a representative for Babies for Babes, the agency that handles […]

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