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Garmin’s Moral GPS system offers targeted solutions to moral dilemmas. 
The nation’s leaders and technological specialists have found a new way to chart the country’s moral path into 21st century.
Garmin’s new PC-101 Moral Global Positioning System (GPS) will replace the moral compass that was used to direct people through wars, economic upheavals, and the demise of the televised variety shows.
Garmin’s Moral GPS […]

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Buccaneers claim racial profiling and stereotyping are hurtful.
The news of pirates commandeering a oil supertanker off the Somalia coast is a double-edge cutlass for Dred Pirate Captain Jean “Hook Face” McGee. One one hand, he is proud of the resurgence of his profession; on the other hook, the incident is casting piracy in a bad light.
“Arrr… […]

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 Crows dive bomb new Paterno “Scare-Joe”
Since Penn State won’t be getting rid of head football coach Joe Paterno any time soon, university officials are putting his likeness to good use.
Cardboard Joe Paterno cutouts will be placed around the campus in attempt to scare off flocks of crows that nest on campus, as well as potential football […]

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