Rumor Mill opens: Obama is Amish! So he is.
Central Pennsylvania, land of Paper Mills, Windmills, and now, the Obama rumor mill.
DotPenn writers are currently collecting and–what the hell–creating their own rumors about presidential candidate Barack Obama to keep Obama’s Fight the Smear site busy. Obama’s site is designed to respond to smears, rumors, and whitey lies.
Sven Waring, DotPenn […]
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DotPenn Opens Up Obama Rumor Mill
June 25th, 2008 · 12 Comments
Tags: Amish · Barack Obama · National Politics · Politics · Religion · Windmills
Satan Rejects Shaner’s Bid to Trade Soul for House Seat
April 19th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Sympathy for the devil: Satan rejects dealing with Shaner.
The dark lord has put the kibosh on House candidate Matt Shaner’s deal to trade his soul for Pennsylvania’s 5th District House seat.
Satan, who prefers to use only his first name for brand purposes like Madonna, Cher and Vodka, said that he’s had problems with the Shaner […]
Tags: Culture · Religion · State College · State Politics
DotPenn Editorial: Damn Guy with Jesus Fish Cut Me Off
April 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The following editorial is by L. Fred Edlemeir, a Tipton resident who commutes to State College.
Recently, our country was asked to take a hard look at itself. We’ve been asked: Are we a nation that lives by the principles found in our constitution–except the one that said we shouldn’t drink, which we damn sure made […]
Tags: Editorials · Religion
