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Le Benchwarmer: soccer players are shocked over lack of play time.
The pandemic of soccer has swept through Bellwood, leaving a trail of Global Bench Warmers–and some frayed soccer mom nerves.
Bellwood’s soccer moms and dads are accusing some coaches of turning the semi-athletic, let’s-hold-hands-and-sing-Puff-the-Magic-Dragon game of European football into a competitive sport. Even more damning, at […]

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You want caption, eh? You Americans and your silly captions. Write it yourself. I am tired of cowboys and the need to write photo descriptions.
What rock and roll, post-modern literature, and loose Tyrone women couldn’t do, Bellwood-Antis parents are now afraid that a European sport will–destroy the sporting culture of its town.
Bellwood-Antis, a perennial PIAA […]

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Tolerance? Alternative sporting enthusiasts not welcome in State College. 
In a move that’s being compared to the raid of Greenwich Village’s Stonewall gay bar, State College Borough police raided the Grandstand Bar last evening.
“We couldn’t believe it, men watching racing on television with other men,” State College anti-redneck task force chief Donday Brooks said. “Wearing elaborately-festooned satin jackets […]

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