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Snyder Township: One giant leap backwards for mankind. 
Deep within the hollows of West Virginia hill country, Hickonaut Manny Loster dawns a suit that will help him adjust to life in the Hick-o-sphere, a multi-hundred dollar representation of life in Snyder Township.
Loster said the suit–which consists of denim bib overalls, a huge brass belt buckle, and a […]

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Finally, leadership that is unafraid to say they like choo-choos and puppies.
After careful consideration of the candidates, DotPenn is endorsing Mooky for the office of President of the United States.
We believe that Mooky brings the qualities that both represent what is best in central Pennsylvania and what is needed in a superb chief executive.
To begin […]

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Adopting babies from Snyder Township is new Hollywood trend.
The dull central Pennsylvania backwater community got a little Hollywood star shine over the weekend when representatives for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie visited Snyder Township to arrange for the adoption of local children.
Mary Beth Goodling, a representative for Babies for Babes, the agency that handles […]

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