PennDOT adds strip of inconvenience to Why-99.
PennDOT will open the long-awaited I-99 highway by installing one-lane bottlenecks in the vital thoroughfare. The project, which is incredibly late and well-over budget even by PennDOT standards, will connect State College with the rest of the uncivilized world.
PennDOT spokesperson Kyle Letty said that the highway agency will suddenly restrict heavy, fast-moving two-lane traffic into […]
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PennDOT Says I-99 Bottleneck to Open at Year’s End
June 30th, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Rendell Leases State Name to Spanish Company
May 23rd, 2008 · 10 Comments
For whom does the Spaniard toll? He tolls for I-80.
Windmills? Si!
Turnpike? Si!
Less polka, more salsa? You better believe Si!
Governor Edward “G-pesos” Rendell (D-Iberia) continues to line up more deals with Spanish companies, as he gradually prostitutes Pennsylvania for Euros, latin cuisine and a few tequila-fueled snakebite shots.
Yesterday, the governor’s office announced that a consortia of […]
Excessive Finger Pointing Reported at PennDOT, Rendell News Conference
March 27th, 2008 · No Comments
Rendell to feds: Oh! Highways, eh? Nyuck. Nyuck. Nyuck.
Emergency responders said a recent news conference about Pennsylvania’s decaying infrastructure turned into a finger-pointing free-for-all, resulting in numerous eye injuries and the potential for new taxpayer contributions.
The news conference was called to discuss the shut-down of I-95 in Philadelphia after an inspector spotted a crack on […]
