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For whom does the Spaniard toll? He tolls for I-80.
Windmills? Si!
Turnpike? Si!
Less polka, more salsa? You better believe Si!
Governor Edward “G-pesos” Rendell (D-Iberia) continues to line up more deals with Spanish companies, as he gradually prostitutes Pennsylvania for Euros, latin cuisine and a few tequila-fueled snakebite shots.
Yesterday, the governor’s office announced that a consortia of […]

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Rendell to feds: Oh! Highways, eh? Nyuck. Nyuck. Nyuck.
Emergency responders said a recent news conference about Pennsylvania’s decaying infrastructure turned into a finger-pointing free-for-all, resulting in numerous eye injuries and the potential for new taxpayer contributions.
The news conference was called to discuss the shut-down of I-95 in Philadelphia after an inspector spotted a crack on […]

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Public meeting to set public straight on participation.
PennDOT, the state’s transportation agency and funding black hole, will hold a series of public meetings to better inform the populace that the agency is doing whatever the hell they want and no one can stop them.
According to PennDOT spokesperson Ryan C. Crest, the agency has faced the […]

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