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Count Downula warned of possible bat migration hazard, as well.
Big Bird found out how NOT to get to Sesame Street: take a short cut over the Allegheny Ridge Wind Farm.
Bird, one of the stars of the The People’s Temple Television Systems’ political indoctrination programs, Sesame Street, was seriously injured while migrating across the Allegheny Ridge. […]

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Murtha struggles to come up with new ways to insult his constituents. 
Congressman John Murtha (D-Racist, Redneck Land) said he is running out of new insults for the citizens of his district and is enlisting the aid of liberal mouthpiece MoveOn.org for help.
Murtha said he is facing an insult deficit after already calling his constituents racists and rednecks and saying that […]

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PennDOT prepares stage for upcoming Acid Rock Stock. 
PennDOT announced that the full complement of heavy metal and acid rock tie-dye-hards will be on hand when the transportation agency opens its own Acid Rock Highway, I-99. The highway is slated to open, “some time in the near-distant future or thereabouts.”
Paul Preston, publicist for the I-99 project, said […]

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