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Poll: Congress’s Opinion of Constituents at All-Time Low

July 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Poll: Congress got mad hate for ya votahs. 
Americans have one more thing to whine about. According to a recent Zigby poll, members of Congress have never had a lower opinion of the American people.
The poll indicates that for the first time congressional opinion on the people they serve has fallen to single digits. A total of eight […]

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Tags: National Politics · Politics · Uncategorized

Obama Orders The New Yorker to Go Back to Satirizing Bush

July 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments

40 Mules and a Cartoon: Obama demands satirical reparations!
The Obama campaign is striking back after a liberal news magazine published a satirical drawing of the candidate and his wife as a Muslim terrorist and black power leader, respectively. The Obama campaign immediately asked for a satirization of Bush to be published in The New Yorker’s […]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Bush

Nuts! Jackson Backs Neutering Stray Politicians

July 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Race gets snippy: Barack beats scissors. Papers cover Barack.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson, leader of the Rainbow Coalition and director of United Eunuchs, wants action, not distraction, against an overpopulation of politicians.
In a recent interview in the second stall of the Fox News studio bathroom, Jackson said the overwhelming number of stray politicians who are issuing […]

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Tags: Barack Obama