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40 Mules and a Cartoon: Obama demands satirical reparations!
The Obama campaign is striking back after a liberal news magazine published a satirical drawing of the candidate and his wife as a Muslim terrorist and black power leader, respectively. The Obama campaign immediately asked for a satirization of Bush to be published in The New Yorker’s […]

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Race gets snippy: Barack beats scissors. Papers cover Barack.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson, leader of the Rainbow Coalition and director of United Eunuchs, wants action, not distraction, against an overpopulation of politicians.
In a recent interview in the second stall of the Fox News studio bathroom, Jackson said the overwhelming number of stray politicians who are issuing […]

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Just in time for summer. Obama Flip Flops.
Presidential nominee and below-average bowler Barrack Obama said his indecision on Iraq will attract more undecided voters to his side. He’s pretty sure about that anyway.
Obama recently back tracked from his promise to immediately pull troops out of Iraq; instead, he will evacuate troops in 16 months. […]

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