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 Never has so much been paid to so many for so little.
President-Elect Barack Obama placed a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Community Organizer during a ceremony held yesterday at the Arlington International Speedway.
While no one knows who the unknown community organizer is, it’s a safe bet that he or she used little in […]

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 Meatheads and seventies fashions may force country into the tirlet.
 
Boy, the way the Jonas Brothers played. Tunes that Guitar Hero made.
Reparations, we’ll have to pay. Those will be the days.
Build a bigger welfare state. Valerie Betinelli loses weight.
Gee, our old Prius runs great. Those will be the days.
And you know who you were then. Girls married girls and men married men.
Mister, we could use a man like Barack Obama again.
People […]

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Obama to the encroaching upper middle class: Let them eat weenies.
Presidential candidate Barack Obama told middle-class Pennsylvanians during a swing through the state that he promises one change isn’t in the cards: they won’t have to worry about changing to upper-middle class.
“I just want to tell you now that when I’m president, you’ll finally have someone in the […]

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