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Foster’s Ghost warns: Clintons assure two things–death and taxes.
Supporters close to Barack Obama said that the senator and presidential nominee has had an encounter with the paranormal.
According to the supporters, Obama was visited by the ghost of Vincent Foster, former Clinton aide and conspiracy subject, while staying at the notoriously haunted Renaissance Mayflower Hotel in […]

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Habitat for Poultry to collect roostless chickens of 2008 campaign. 
As the feathers continue to fly in the 2008 Democratic presidential primary, candidate Barack Obama and his supporters still find time to help out with a project to help find coops for the roost-less chickens freed during the 2008 campaign.
“I’m just a farm boy,” said Obama supporter Malcolm Tex. “But we […]

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 Rendell: Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton Who?
Governor Edward “G-slots” Rendell (D-Philly Cream Cheese) has officially un-endorsed Hillary Clinton.
“Did I say I endorsed Hillary Clinton? You’re kidding me?” Rendell said. “I misspoke. I meant to say that I endured Clinton. I had no intention of endorsing her. Yuck!”
According to Rendell, he is trying to right this miscue […]

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