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Four Horsepersons to unleash politically-correct havoc. They also recycle. 
The four horsemen of the apocalypse say they are the latest victims of political correctness.
War, Conquest, Famine and Death, formerly known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, have been renamed the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse. They may be forced to drop their color-coded designations and add a fifth female rider, […]

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Iron My Curtain! Clintons Explore The North Korean Option 
Hillary Clinton, the Democrat’s discarded presidential candidate and jilted vice-presidential candidate, said she’s ready to take the helm of the North Korean state, pending the revelation of current leader Kim Jong Il’s incapacitating sickness and/or assassination.
Clinton has been meeting with current North Korean government officials, her press secretary Franklin Beaumont Walters said.
“I […]

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Foster’s Ghost warns: Clintons assure two things–death and taxes.
Supporters close to Barack Obama said that the senator and presidential nominee has had an encounter with the paranormal.
According to the supporters, Obama was visited by the ghost of Vincent Foster, former Clinton aide and conspiracy subject, while staying at the notoriously haunted Renaissance Mayflower Hotel in […]

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