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State College Poll Finds McCain Losing to Re/Max, Spikes

June 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Poll of lawn signs in State College shows McCain losing to everyone… 
With the 2008 presidential campaign underway, State College McCain campaign supporters are facing an uphill climb to get their candidate recognized in Happy Valley.
In a recent poll of neighborhood candidate signs, Barrack Obama, Re/Max, and the State College Spikes have more signs up than McCain. McCain […]

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Murtha: McCain Not Sexy Enough for House of Reps.

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Reeeer! Congressional cat fight: Murtha says McCain isn’t sexy enough.
Just days after saying Sen. John McCain (R-Senior Citizen) is too old for the presidency, John Murtha (D-Dead Sexy) has called out the Senator again, saying McCain couldn’t make it in the House of Representatives.
Why? He’s not sexy enough.
According to John Efton-Hogg, a young staffer for […]

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McCain Forced Into Conservative Reeducation Camp

February 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Conservative media and Senator become McCain and Able?

Staffers said that Sen. John McCain (R-Sorta) has been forced into a Conservative reeducation camp following the dismal turnout of right-wing voters for his campaign in several of the nation’s primaries. The senator’s votes on immigration and tax cuts, along with his status as Ted Kennedy’s (D-One for […]

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