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Murtha: McCain Not Sexy Enough for House of Reps.

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Reeeer! Congressional cat fight: Murtha says McCain isn’t sexy enough.
Just days after saying Sen. John McCain (R-Senior Citizen) is too old for the presidency, John Murtha (D-Dead Sexy) has called out the Senator again, saying McCain couldn’t make it in the House of Representatives.
Why? He’s not sexy enough.
According to John Efton-Hogg, a young staffer for […]

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Water Park to Open Next to Johnstown Flood Museum

April 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Come to Johnstown for the history; stay for the bitchin’ waves.
The Johnstown Levybreaker, a flood-themed water park, is slated to open next to the Johnstown Flood Musuem, according to a developer’s plan.
John Jay Snidley, of Water Whiplash Park Plus, is seeking permission to build a 10-acre water park and fish-petting zoo near the flood museum. […]

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Tags: Johnstown · Murtha · Recreation

Murtha Worries America Has Lost Its Will to Quit

February 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Murtha stands by “Reverse Surge” strategy.

John Murtha (D-Jenny Craig), congressman and leading war critic, believes America has lost its will to quit. Following a string of victories in Iraq and the recent string of deaths of Al Qaeda’s number 3 men, America’s military is showing no signs of buckling and running like scared French school […]

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Tags: Iraq · Murtha