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Count Downula warned of possible bat migration hazard, as well.
Big Bird found out how NOT to get to Sesame Street: take a short cut over the Allegheny Ridge Wind Farm.
Bird, one of the stars of the The People’s Temple Television Systems’ political indoctrination programs, Sesame Street, was seriously injured while migrating across the Allegheny Ridge. […]

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As Administrative Professional of State, Hillary will be expected to take dictation.
The Obama administration said that an initial offer to tap Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State has been rebuffed… with prejudice.
Loretta Partridge, spokeswomyn for Hillary Clinton, said that a title change would be necessary before she would consider the job. According to Partridge, the term, “secretary.” is demeaning […]

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 Never has so much been paid to so many for so little.
President-Elect Barack Obama placed a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Community Organizer during a ceremony held yesterday at the Arlington International Speedway.
While no one knows who the unknown community organizer is, it’s a safe bet that he or she used little in […]

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