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 Patch Rendell visits the state’s latest health care initiative.
Pennsylvania criminals get great health care, now Gov. Edward (Patch) Rendell is creating a plan to grant the state’s low-income workers access to premium health care by participating in the penal system.
Rendell said that the state allowed a child rapist to get a million-dollar heart bypass surgery. The […]

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 Yurts may solve state’s biggest problem: too many trailer courts.
With millions of dollars in LIHEAP funds safely tucked away, Edward (Genghis Con) Rendell said the key to 21st century energy needs may be found in 12th century nomadic technology.
Yurts for Yinz will provide tents for folks feeling the bitter bite of the state’s high energy bills. Yurts were […]

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Creative financing: PennRon gets lessons
Pennsylvania Governor Edward G-Money Rendell and state legislators are hoping some creative financing can make a pending billion-dollar budget deficit disappear and they’re looking toward the artists of creative budgetting for help.
According to state budget officials, former Enron, WorldComm and Countrywide Mortgages officials are looking over the state books, hoping to find new ways to […]

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