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 Yurts may solve state’s biggest problem: too many trailer courts.
With millions of dollars in LIHEAP funds safely tucked away, Edward (Genghis Con) Rendell said the key to 21st century energy needs may be found in 12th century nomadic technology.
Yurts for Yinz will provide tents for folks feeling the bitter bite of the state’s high energy bills. Yurts were […]

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Creative financing: PennRon gets lessons
Pennsylvania Governor Edward G-Money Rendell and state legislators are hoping some creative financing can make a pending billion-dollar budget deficit disappear and they’re looking toward the artists of creative budgetting for help.
According to state budget officials, former Enron, WorldComm and Countrywide Mortgages officials are looking over the state books, hoping to find new ways to […]

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Mmmm. Claysburger: Video shows police taking in target practice.
The proud members of the Claysburg Police and Boals Crick Bear Dispatchers flush with victory over a killer black bear are now aiming for bigger game with bigger feet. Anonymous police officials say that the crack wildlife execution squad will take on Sasquatch.
Sasquatch, from an American Indian word meaning “Amish-smelling,” […]

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