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CNBC will only show market gyrations from the waist up 
American economists say that economic mood swings indicate the country is facing a possible Great Manic Depression.
The stock market has been up, down, down severely, up severely, down, up, and down and down again over the past 14 trading sessions. Market bottoms have been pronounced eight times, about […]

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Pennsylvania Governess Edwina Rendell has been selected to address the members of the Democratic Convention on Tuesday night, according to press officials.
Nanny Rendell, as she likes to be called, is expected to talk about how deep state intrusion has helped growth in her home state of Pennsylvania–and by Pennsylvania, she […]

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Deja Vu all over again: New cold war with same old players. 
Presidential contender Barack Obama told a group of Cold War reeanactors that he’d avoid another Cold War victory by offering the Russians Georgia and maybe throwing Alabama at the Ruskies.
“It is time for a change, even if that change means we must go back to it being […]

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