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Altoona band says hard work–or at least getting a girlfriend with a job–is the key to success.
Altoona-based rock band, Awesum Possum, says it rocks harder than other area groups. Lacking physical evidence of its rock hardedness, the group’s front man Vince Caledonia says fans will offer proof.
Barry Munderson, an Awesum Possum fan, said he believes […]

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Thin line between politics and prostitution is fine. Damn fine.
A teary Altoona area hooker resigned her post as governor of the Ho-Shoe Curves Call Girl Service Union during a news conference where she admitted that she cavorted with politicians.
“It was an error in judgement and I regret it,” said Monique Spritzer, who also goes […]

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Downtown Altoona has small town feel for home town gangstah’s
Downtown Altoona has been named “best little inner city” by a group of inner city mayors.
Inner City Mayors Commission bestowed the honor on Altoona during a convention held at a bar in the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of New York City. The group is composed of mayors from […]

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