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Le Benchwarmer: soccer players are shocked over lack of play time.
The pandemic of soccer has swept through Bellwood, leaving a trail of Global Bench Warmers–and some frayed soccer mom nerves.
Bellwood’s soccer moms and dads are accusing some coaches of turning the semi-athletic, let’s-hold-hands-and-sing-Puff-the-Magic-Dragon game of European football into a competitive sport. Even more damning, at […]

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When you care to send the very incest.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your hands have six fingers
And my feets do, too
After creating gay engagement party invitations and canine neutering get well cards, Hallmark is planning to create a niche line of “interfamilial Valentine’s Day”cards called the “All in the Family” line that is aimed at the […]

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