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 Penn State firing employees (with alternative transportation).
While some companies and organizations are helping their employees deal with the high price of gas and harmful environmental effects of commuting with innovative four-day work weeks and telecommuting options, Penn State is offering faculty, staff and students a new–and carbon-free–way to fly.
Starting in August, Penn State, in conjunction with Centre Area Transportation Authority (CATA), will introduce […]

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Le Benchwarmer: soccer players are shocked over lack of play time.
The pandemic of soccer has swept through Bellwood, leaving a trail of Global Bench Warmers–and some frayed soccer mom nerves.
Bellwood’s soccer moms and dads are accusing some coaches of turning the semi-athletic, let’s-hold-hands-and-sing-Puff-the-Magic-Dragon game of European football into a competitive sport. Even more damning, at […]

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You want caption, eh? You Americans and your silly captions. Write it yourself. I am tired of cowboys and the need to write photo descriptions.
What rock and roll, post-modern literature, and loose Tyrone women couldn’t do, Bellwood-Antis parents are now afraid that a European sport will–destroy the sporting culture of its town.
Bellwood-Antis, a perennial PIAA […]

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