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Bellwood Parents Wary of Kids’ Soccer Culture

May 12th, 2008 · 9 Comments

You want caption, eh? You Americans and your silly captions. Write it yourself. I am tired of cowboys and the need to write photo descriptions.
What rock and roll, post-modern literature, and loose Tyrone women couldn’t do, Bellwood-Antis parents are now afraid that a European sport will–destroy the sporting culture of its town.
Bellwood-Antis, a perennial PIAA […]

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Tags: Bellwood · Sports

Missuh Obama Say He Help Po Small Town Pennsylvanians

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments

Obama: The best way to defeat stereotypes is to make new ones.
Barack Obama (D-Elitist) said over the weekend that he undersands why poor whites in towns like Bellwood cling to guns and religion–Dey’s mad and stupid.
It’s a message that’s resonating with central Pennsylvanian voters.
“Lordy. Lordy. I’ze so happy that Missuh Obama come a save me […]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Bellwood