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Snyder Township: One giant leap backwards for mankind. 
Deep within the hollows of West Virginia hill country, Hickonaut Manny Loster dawns a suit that will help him adjust to life in the Hick-o-sphere, a multi-hundred dollar representation of life in Snyder Township.
Loster said the suit–which consists of denim bib overalls, a huge brass belt buckle, and a […]

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Thars semi-precious metals in them thar telephoney poles!
What pirates were to the Seven Seas and cowboys were to the Wild West, the drunken Copper Cowboys are to backwoodsy Snyder Township.
As Deperado plays in the background, Billy “The Kidder” Elwood guns his two-tone (rust and mud) Ford Bronco. A cigarette lingers around his lips like a […]

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Scary cult believed in social, cultural viability of the family unit.
Members of the Snyder Township morality police staged an early morning raid on a farmette run by a monogamous cult.
The two leaders –labeled “mother” and “father” by the cult’s young adherents–were taken into custody. Police have charged the couple with one count of threatening the […]

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