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Thars semi-precious metals in them thar telephoney poles!
What pirates were to the Seven Seas and cowboys were to the Wild West, the drunken Copper Cowboys are to backwoodsy Snyder Township.
As Deperado plays in the background, Billy “The Kidder” Elwood guns his two-tone (rust and mud) Ford Bronco. A cigarette lingers around his lips like a […]

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Scary cult believed in social, cultural viability of the family unit.
Members of the Snyder Township morality police staged an early morning raid on a farmette run by a monogamous cult.
The two leaders –labeled “mother” and “father” by the cult’s young adherents–were taken into custody. Police have charged the couple with one count of threatening the […]

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Finally, leadership that is unafraid to say they like choo-choos and puppies.
After careful consideration of the candidates, DotPenn is endorsing Mooky for the office of President of the United States.
We believe that Mooky brings the qualities that both represent what is best in central Pennsylvania and what is needed in a superb chief executive.
To begin […]

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