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 Penn State’s spread offense countered by a multi-pronged, coordinated bayonet assault.
Area police forces say their tactics to quell the riot following the Penn State victory over Ohio State were inappropriate and are prepared for the next incident.
“Fix bayonets!” State College police instructor Col. William E. Kurtz yelled as the jack-booted legions in blue crisply came to attention […]

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PennDOT prepares stage for upcoming Acid Rock Stock. 
PennDOT announced that the full complement of heavy metal and acid rock tie-dye-hards will be on hand when the transportation agency opens its own Acid Rock Highway, I-99. The highway is slated to open, “some time in the near-distant future or thereabouts.”
Paul Preston, publicist for the I-99 project, said […]

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PennDOT sees light, takes eight years to install it.
They’re coming–some in cars, some pulling Amish rickshaws, most on foot due to gas prices–to witness what has been described as a miracle: the image of a complete road has appeared near State College.
“It ain’t like the other roads that PennDOT makes!” said Jeremy Flogtz, a commuter who travels between […]

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