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Economic disaster could create country full of Tyrones, without the glam.
Tattered clothes.
Vacant storefronts.
Shuttered factories.
While the residents of Tyrone are used to Depression-era living, most Americans are afraid that their communities may slip into the perpetual economic status of the central Pennsylvanian town.
Dennis Kohlpetzer, who is often seen wearing a barrel on the streets of Tyrone’s barren […]

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It is not good that man is alone, I shall make him a hoagie. (Genesis)
Let’s just say the devil made him do it… if the devil, indeed, is the spiritual entity behind hoagie-induced obesity in central Pennsylvania.
Bart Smithson, a Tyrone resident, said he discovered the image of Christ on his medium onion hoagie, but decided […]

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Tyrone Code Harassment: Heavy metal stairway poses dangers. 
Right on the heels of a decision to nix a handicapped-ramp for an accident victim, Tyrone’s code enforcement agency is preparing to bring the hammer of the gods down on the power rock ballad, Stairway to Heaven.
Tyrone’s Code Harassment Chief Robert Pants said the borough did not receive […]

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