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DotPenn Opens Up Obama Rumor Mill

June 25th, 2008 · 11 Comments

 
Rumor Mill opens: Obama is Amish! So he is. 
Central Pennsylvania, land of Paper Mills, Windmills, and now, the Obama rumor mill.
DotPenn writers are currently collecting and–what the hell–creating their own rumors about presidential candidate Barack Obama to keep Obama’s Fight the Smear site busy. Obama’s site is designed to respond to smears, rumors, and whitey lies.
Sven Waring, DotPenn […]

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Tags: Amish · Barack Obama · National Politics · Politics · Religion · Windmills

Windmill Windfall to Fund Hoagie Happening

June 6th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Turn On. Tune Onion. Drop out. 
Some towns are built on factories. Some are built on agriculture. No one doubts that without the hoagie, Tyrone would be a mere tasteless, hold-the-onions blip on the map.
Recognizing that, Tyrone Borough Council, in cooperation with their corporate overlords, Gamesa, will channel funds from the proposed industrial windfarm into “A […]

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Tags: Finance · Food · Tyrone · Windmills

Tyrone Borough Council Shoots for Triple Crown

May 16th, 2008 · 6 Comments

New Jersey’s Trash could be Tyrone’s Treasure.
After spearheading the construction of hundreds of Section 8 housing units and approving a 19-unit industrial windfarm, Tyrone Borough Council inched closer to a White Trash trifecta–opening a gigantic landfill for use by New York and New Jersey trash haulers.
Once approved, the dump will be the crown jewel in […]

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Tags: Tyrone · Windmills