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Count Downula warned of possible bat migration hazard, as well.
Big Bird found out how NOT to get to Sesame Street: take a short cut over the Allegheny Ridge Wind Farm.
Bird, one of the stars of the The People’s Temple Television Systems’ political indoctrination programs, Sesame Street, was seriously injured while migrating across the Allegheny Ridge. […]

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Science reveals defective Brittany gene. Now working on superfluous thumbs.
Scientists from Penn State’s College of Medicine say they have isolated a gene that caused a rash of lower-middle class whites to call their daughters, Brittany, in central Pennsylvania during the 1980s. Records indicate that several women even named their sons Brittany, leading to widespread middle school and […]

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 Gaia Orders Hurricane Gustav to interrupt GOP convention.
Gaia, a jealous and wrathful deity, has sent Hurricane Gustav to dampen the spirits of Republicans gathered at their convention, a group of fundamentalist secular humanists said in a news release.
“Your sins of extravagance and ignorance have angered the one true non-God,” said Jerry Fellwell, pastor at the Tabernacle of […]

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