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DotPenn Presents: It’s a Sick World. Therapy for environmental illness.
From billboards to movies, it’s everywhere: People are taking an active interest in telling other people to be more “green.”
The message seems to be taking hold. More people want other people to live sustainably. Although, they don’t necessarily want to make any lifestyle changes themselves. After all, […]

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Chic-n-Geek: Heiress and scientists team up to evangelize global hotness.
Taking her lead from Al-O-bama Gore’s (D-Chicken Little) campaign to prove global warming, Paris Hilton is raising $300 million to convince people that hotness exists… and she knows hot, baby.
Hilton staffers said that funds will procure scientists to gather evidence for global hotness and help fabricate […]

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Global weather might change; Pennsylvania’s will stay crappy.
Most global climatologists agree that while they believe the world’s climate is changing, they don’t believe it will alter Pennsylvania’s sucky weather.
A recent climatology convention, which was delayed twice due to snow, got underway on the Penn State campus, in spite of a flood watch.
“All our computer models […]

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