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 Gaia Orders Hurricane Gustav to interrupt GOP convention.
Gaia, a jealous and wrathful deity, has sent Hurricane Gustav to dampen the spirits of Republicans gathered at their convention, a group of fundamentalist secular humanists said in a news release.
“Your sins of extravagance and ignorance have angered the one true non-God,” said Jerry Fellwell, pastor at the Tabernacle of […]

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DotPenn Presents: It’s a Sick World. Therapy for environmental illness.
From billboards to movies, it’s everywhere: People are taking an active interest in telling other people to be more “green.”
The message seems to be taking hold. More people want other people to live sustainably. Although, they don’t necessarily want to make any lifestyle changes themselves. After all, […]

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Chic-n-Geek: Heiress and scientists team up to evangelize global hotness.
Taking her lead from Al-O-bama Gore’s (D-Chicken Little) campaign to prove global warming, Paris Hilton is raising $300 million to convince people that hotness exists… and she knows hot, baby.
Hilton staffers said that funds will procure scientists to gather evidence for global hotness and help fabricate […]

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