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Windmill Windfall to Fund Hoagie Happening

June 6th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Turn On. Tune Onion. Drop out. 
Some towns are built on factories. Some are built on agriculture. No one doubts that without the hoagie, Tyrone would be a mere tasteless, hold-the-onions blip on the map.
Recognizing that, Tyrone Borough Council, in cooperation with their corporate overlords, Gamesa, will channel funds from the proposed industrial windfarm into “A […]

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Tags: Finance · Food · Tyrone · Windmills

Tyrone Borough Council Shoots for Triple Crown

May 16th, 2008 · 6 Comments

New Jersey’s Trash could be Tyrone’s Treasure.
After spearheading the construction of hundreds of Section 8 housing units and approving a 19-unit industrial windfarm, Tyrone Borough Council inched closer to a White Trash trifecta–opening a gigantic landfill for use by New York and New Jersey trash haulers.
Once approved, the dump will be the crown jewel in […]

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Tags: Tyrone · Windmills

Five Simple Ways to Fake Environmental Consciousness

May 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments

DotPenn Presents: It’s a Sick World. Therapy for environmental illness.
From billboards to movies, it’s everywhere: People are taking an active interest in telling other people to be more “green.”
The message seems to be taking hold. More people want other people to live sustainably. Although, they don’t necessarily want to make any lifestyle changes themselves. After all, […]

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Tags: Editorials · Global Warming