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Turn On. Tune Onion. Drop out. 
Some towns are built on factories. Some are built on agriculture. No one doubts that without the hoagie, Tyrone would be a mere tasteless, hold-the-onions blip on the map.
Recognizing that, Tyrone Borough Council, in cooperation with their corporate overlords, Gamesa, will channel funds from the proposed industrial windfarm into “A […]

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New Jersey’s Trash could be Tyrone’s Treasure.
After spearheading the construction of hundreds of Section 8 housing units and approving a 19-unit industrial windfarm, Tyrone Borough Council inched closer to a White Trash trifecta–opening a gigantic landfill for use by New York and New Jersey trash haulers.
Once approved, the dump will be the crown jewel in […]

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Pepper turbines to churn huge amount of spice and subsidies.
Proponents say that a proposed pepper mill farm will help Americans alleviate the spiraling cost of pepper and decrease their dependence on unreliable sources of foreign pepper.
Shamesa, the Spanish industrial pepper mill conglomerate, is seeking approval a sprawling pepper mill farm on the Allegheny Ridge, which […]

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