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Entries from February 2008

Pennsylvanians Say Government Needs Reddin’ Up

February 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Change? Clean Sweep? What does that mean? We need to red up.

While millions of Americans say they want change in the government, Pennsylvanians remain unmoved. They say the state and the country need reddin’ up.
“Things needs reddin’ up,” says Osceola-Mills resident John Paul Waschniksy. “From Harrisburg to Warshington. Yeah, we need a good reddin’ up.”
Waschinsky […]

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Tags: Linguistics · State Politics

Rendell: Skinny Voters Won’t Support His VP Campaign

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

This tax collector is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.

Prejudice exists on all society’s levels, particularly around the “waste” band. Supporters of Gov. Edward Rendell (D-Mmmm Harrisburger) said that his campaign to become the vice presidential candidate is being “weigh-laid’ by his ample girth. And perhaps his noted penchant for back-door deals.
Recent numbers […]

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Tags: Health · Rendell

Boozehounds Say Cheers! to State Theatre Liquor License

February 26th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Alcohol makes everything better… except Penn State basketball.

Boozehounds said that selling liquor at State College’s downtown State Theatre could help them enjoy more films, even politically-ponderous movies common to college towns and Siberian gulags.
The State Theatre is applying for a liquor license, despite opposition from borough council and the ladies of the Nittany Temperance Union […]

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Tags: Entertainment · State College