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Entries from February 2008

Snyder Township Scares Illegals “Derecho”

February 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Fear of ending up in Snyder Township has illegals thinking twice.

Decrepit infrastructure. Shoddy buildings and homes. Human and animal refuse rotting in the streets.
Is this the scene of a developing nation? No, it’s Snyder Township and it’s America’s latest weapon in the battle against illegal immigration.
“Maria! Maria! We must never come back,” said Jose Via […]

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Tags: Immigration · Snyder Township

McCain Forced Into Conservative Reeducation Camp

February 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Conservative media and Senator become McCain and Able?

Staffers said that Sen. John McCain (R-Sorta) has been forced into a Conservative reeducation camp following the dismal turnout of right-wing voters for his campaign in several of the nation’s primaries. The senator’s votes on immigration and tax cuts, along with his status as Ted Kennedy’s (D-One for […]

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Tags: McCain

State College Birds Asked to Crap in Philipsburg, Tyrone

February 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

State College to promote operation Bird Ship to clean up borough.

The pristine streets of State College are under aerial assault and borough authorities believe they must take action. The borough has received hundreds of complaints about bird feces on State College streets and avenues recently.
After studying several options, the borough has asked a bird trainer […]

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Tags: Health · Philipsburg · State College · Tyrone