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Entries from February 2008

PennDOT to Spin Toll as “I-80, Thrill Ride of Death, Admission Fee”

February 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Gentlemen… and Gov. Rendell… Start your revenue-collection engines!

Faced with mounting opposition from federal highway regulators, as well as in-state dissension, PennDOT has hired a public relations firm to change the perception of a proposal to turn Interstate 80 (I-80) into a toll road.
The state highway’s new PR firm, Blackwater Mercenary PR, said one solution […]

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Tags: Penndot · Rendell

Drunks Band Together Against International Drivers

February 19th, 2008 · No Comments

Drunks want Asiatic Rehabilitative Driving (ARD) courses established
Bud Meldorf thought spending a mid-morning drinking schnapps and driving his motorcycle through parking lots at high rates of speed while popping wheelies would be the perfect way to take the edge off of his highly stressful job as an assistant volunteer librarian. He had no idea that […]

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Tags: Health

Snyder Township Releases Details on Wreck Park

February 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Planners for Snyder Township’s new Wreck-reation Park displayed plans for the new park project.
Denny Halmersteen, lead architect for the park project and owner of Denny’s Reconditioned Auto Parts Emporium, showed the group’s latest vision. “We are trying not just to give these kids a good time, we’re also offering them a piece of Snyder […]

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Tags: Recreation · Snyder Township