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Entries from March 2008

Company Plans Industrial Pepper Mill Farm

March 31st, 2008 · 1 Comment

Pepper turbines to churn huge amount of spice and subsidies.
Proponents say that a proposed pepper mill farm will help Americans alleviate the spiraling cost of pepper and decrease their dependence on unreliable sources of foreign pepper.
Shamesa, the Spanish industrial pepper mill conglomerate, is seeking approval a sprawling pepper mill farm on the Allegheny Ridge, which […]

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Tags: Tyrone · Windmills

Disease Center: New Jersey’s Bad Manners Spread Westward

March 28th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Like a toxic middle finger… New Jersey’s manners poke into PA.
Officials from the U.S. Center for Disease Control has determined that an outbreak of New Jersey bad manners, also called flippin’ bird flu, is spreading westward, with no signs of letting up.
The center said that the populations of Harrisburg and State College have been completely […]

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Tags: Culture · Regional

Excessive Finger Pointing Reported at PennDOT, Rendell News Conference

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Rendell to feds: Oh! Highways, eh? Nyuck. Nyuck. Nyuck.
Emergency responders said a recent news conference about Pennsylvania’s decaying infrastructure turned into a finger-pointing free-for-all, resulting in numerous eye injuries and the potential for new taxpayer contributions.
The news conference was called to discuss the shut-down of I-95 in Philadelphia after an inspector spotted a crack on […]

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Tags: Penndot · Rendell