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“Yo-bama! You Been Served!” Hillary’s camp challenges Barack Obama.
Clinton, who is afraid that Obama’s strong hip-hop following could swing the vote away from her campaign, wants to face Obama in a “slam”–a rap competition–after he refused to consent to a moderator-less debate.
“Yo. Yo. Yo. It’s like dis, the O-bomb-0 think he got the rap. He […]

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Let them eat rice cakes: Food prices put the gore in gourmet.
Faced with rising food prices around the globe, State College Wegmans will restrict sales of sushi, lamb, lobster, and other high-priced foodstuffs to the area’s culinary snobs.
R. J. Hinkleman, Wegmans’ foodie liaison, said that the company is working to establish new supplies of the […]

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Scary cult believed in social, cultural viability of the family unit.
Members of the Snyder Township morality police staged an early morning raid on a farmette run by a monogamous cult.
The two leaders –labeled “mother” and “father” by the cult’s young adherents–were taken into custody. Police have charged the couple with one count of threatening the […]

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