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Reeeer! Congressional cat fight: Murtha says McCain isn’t sexy enough.
Just days after saying Sen. John McCain (R-Senior Citizen) is too old for the presidency, John Murtha (D-Dead Sexy) has called out the Senator again, saying McCain couldn’t make it in the House of Representatives.
Why? He’s not sexy enough.
According to John Efton-Hogg, a young staffer for […]

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Sympathy for the devil: Satan rejects dealing with Shaner.
The dark lord has put the kibosh on House candidate Matt Shaner’s deal to trade his soul for Pennsylvania’s 5th District House seat.
Satan, who prefers to use only his first name for brand purposes like Madonna, Cher and Vodka, said that he’s had problems with the Shaner […]

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Divisive football clash reinforces color barrier at Penn State
Centuries after slavery and decades after the Civil Rights movement began in earnest, the color barrier is alive and well at Penn State.
“I know it’s not politically correct to say but I’m very pro white,” said student Jay Jemison. “I was raised in a predominantly white team […]

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